Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) reported former San Francisco 49ers fullback Bruce Miller to U.S. Capitol Police this week after Miller allegedly sent him a threatening message on Twitter.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 6:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Dave Chappelle Torches San Francisco While Performing There: ‘What The F*** Happened To This Place?’Comedian Dave Chappelle roasted San Francisco during a show late last week at the Masonic over the city’s rapid decline caused by electing woke local officials.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 7:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The San Francisco Police Department arrested 38-year-old tech entrepreneur Nima Momeni on Thursday morning on murder charges stemming from the fatal stabbing of Cash App founder Bob Lee earlier this month.
Published: Tuesday, May 16th, 2023 @ 1:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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To help recover losses from rampant, unprosecuted shoplifting in San Francisco, Walgreens is now letting customers round up their orders to help cover what was stolen that week.
Published: Monday, May 15th, 2023 @ 9:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newlyweds Drew and Jessica Perry have begun searching in earnest across San Francisco for a nice, one-bedroom starter tent to begin married life together.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 7:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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San Francisco State University responded to an on-campus protest — during which trans activists assaulted former NCAA swimmer Riley Gaines and held her hostage — by praising the protesters and offering them access to counseling.
Published: Tuesday, May 9th, 2023 @ 7:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk drew attention to rising violent crime in San Francisco after Bob Lee, the founder of payment firm CashApp, was murdered in what appears to have been a random stabbing attack.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 2:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A man stabbed to death in San Francisco on Tuesday has been identified as tech mogul Bob Lee. He was 43 years old.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 2:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"There Wasn't A Math Formula."
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 12:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Disaster struck at the San Francisco Zoo today after a pair of furries was added to the African Lion enclosure.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 2:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Friday, the San Francisco Police Department finally released bodycam footage from the night that Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul, was allegedly attacked by David DePape — a reported illegal alien with mental problems.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted in town after hearing the proposed payment of $5 million in reparations for all black people. The otherwise pasty, white Prime Minister appeared to have painted his entire body with black paint.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 7:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A San Francisco reparations committee proposed a plan to city officials last month that would pay longtime black residents of the Northern California metropolitan city $5 million each while granting total debt forgiveness for facing decades of “systematic repression.”
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A whopping 6.4-magnitude earthquake hit northern California at roughly 2:30 Tuesday morning, leaving over 70,000 people without power.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 10:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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San Francisco authorities proposed a new “dystopian” policy heading for approval next week that would license department robots to kill suspects who threaten the lives of citizens and police officers in the crime-ridden city.
Published: Monday, December 19th, 2022 @ 9:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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The city of San Francisco is offering a monthly stimulus program exclusively for transgender residents.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 7:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, a local developer who was recently let go from Twitter is having a difficult time finding the meditation room at his new job at the SFO Airport Taco Bell.
Published: Monday, November 21st, 2022 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local stay-at-home tech worker Flamden Dwadles is taking a much-needed 3-hour break from hard labor this afternoon as a welcome reward for answering one email.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As Elon Musk takes over Twitter this week and begins looking for ways to make the $44 billion-dollar company more profitable, some employees are starting to worry about the future of their jobs.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Since the early months of the pandemic, many residents have left San Francisco, California, and businesses have moved the bulk of their presence out of the downtown area, drastically impacting San Francisco’s commercial real estate.
Published: Saturday, October 15th, 2022 @ 1:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tesla CEO Elon Musk warned on Sunday that Austin, Texas, needs to be its own city and not become a “copycat” of San Francisco, one of the most far-left cities in the United States.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 8:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a ruling released on Friday, a judge struck down a San Francisco city ordinance allowing non-citizens to vote in school board elections.
Published: Sunday, August 14th, 2022 @ 11:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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Seeing the backlash across the United States against woke city district attorneys, including the ouster of ultra-Left San Francisco DA Chesa Boudin in July, billionaire George Soros, indifferent to Americans’ concerns, vowed to continue supporting them with his vast fortune.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 8:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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San Francisco will hold an annual sexual festival popular among gay men this weekend even though the city declared a local health emergency over the Monkeypox outbreak earlier this week.
Published: Thursday, August 11th, 2022 @ 3:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Times have been hard for Fairfield Valley Shopping Center, with most of its retail stores going out of business over the last few years. According to sources, all vacant spaces are now occupied by either Spirit Halloween or Starbucks.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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San Francisco District Attorney Brooke Jenkins announced a bold new direction for the DA's office Friday when she put forward an innovative new plan to arrest people who break the law.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 8:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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DoorDash announced the launch of a new premium service DoorDash+, where they will at least make a small effort to get your order correct.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 12:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Friday, a restaurant in the North Beach area of San Francisco called “Hilda and Jesse” asked three armed uniformed city police officers dining there to leave because staffers felt “uncomfortable” with the presence of their “multiple weapons.”
Published: Friday, July 1st, 2022 @ 7:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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In-N-Out Burger is taking a firm stand against San Francisco COVID-19 restrictions that require businesses to check the vaccination status of customers before serving them food — a stand that has forced the restaurant to temporarily close down in at least one of its locations.
Published: Monday, June 20th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mayor London Breed held a press briefing Tuesday in which she happily reported there was now less poop on the street as a result of ongoing food shortages.
Published: Monday, June 20th, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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San Francisco voters sent shockwaves throughout the political world Tuesday night, removing woke district attorney Chesa Boudin from office, ending his disastrous tenure in office.
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 7:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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even liberals see danger in being soft on crime
Published: Wednesday, June 8th, 2022 @ 9:01 am
By: John Steed
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Paper straws in the Golden City will now come with a 15-second self-destruct timer to help customers understand how close they are to having their straw dissolve into a pile of useless goo.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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SF Democrat Mayor London Breed, After Backing Defunding Police, Reverses: Need ‘Aggressive’ PolicingSan Francisco Democrat Mayor London Breed appears to have reversed course on her support for defunding the police, a far-left movement that is well outside the mainstream, and is now calling those same progressive policies “the bulls*** that has destroyed our city.”
Published: Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 @ 4:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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